Today, I walked in on my daughter-in-law pegging my son, who was tied to the bed. You know, I try to be open-minded and figure they can do whatever between themselves, but maybe not in my spare room? FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
Today, I walked in on my husband's elderly parents getting it on. It’s beautiful they still love each other, I just wish they hadn’t decided to express that love on our living room sofa. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I got home from work to the news my daughter and stepson are dating, and having sex, which is weird but not illegal, since they’re not related. My wife however is blaming me, because I apparently didn’t let her discipline them harshly enough when they were teenagers. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
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SAgirl 24
Make them wash the bedding themselves.
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YessMasster 5
Would you be ok if they had more vanilla sex? If not, reconsider your stance because people have sex, pretty much everywhere they can. Of so, also reconsider your stance, because it's up to them how they have sex exactly and as long as they both consent it's all good - they are both happy. And what they do is not your business. Ofc it's okay to not to want to know, but then again shit happens and you won't get to choose everything
FluffythePink 24
Question. exactly HOW often do you just happen to walk into their room without knocking and waiting for the ok to enter? Because if you kept doing that bs to me, I'd tie your son down and peg him just to teach you to bloody knock like a civilised person. Doesn't matter if it's your spare room or not, your raging lack of basic manners or respect for other peoples privacy is the problem here. You wouldn't have seen a damn thing if you had actually knocked and waited or came back later if they asked you to. Stop blaming them and take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror.
SAgirl 24
Make them wash the bedding themselves.