Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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Comments (156)
sweetmama88 6
terribly but at least you found out now , t I sure hope you dumped his sorry ass! I
OceanBlueSea 12
What a puts..(think that's how you spell it)
perdix 31
putz*
abigailtaylor 1
Just go with it ..... See what I did there? :P
skyeyez9 25
What is repulsive is cheaters never feel remorse for how they hurt their spouse and children. They are sorry they were caught, and thats about it.
klovely22 13
I have feeling that if you could sense something wrong, after knowing him for such a short period, then his wife MUST notice too. Someone is going to be very single, very soon.
mdtrigo 2
Is it my husband
Xeserx 8
XD lol player
jovizzle 8
RUFIO! Is that you?..
hawver7765 0
lol
singingmonkey12 10
Love the wording of this.
jarockstar27 10
Why do married people do this?! I dont understand, its selfish and wrong to all parties. Seriously if your bored try to find a way to spice up the marriage if thats the problem.
Shadow_Phantom 26
In my opinion, I find being stuck with just one person to be incredibly boring... perhaps maybe the guy could have asked his wife to go have fun with somebody else, but most women seem to be the whole "you have fun with me and ONLY me" types.
Shrike 24
You know, Phantum, I actually think you're not really a Satanist after all, and you're just trying to give real ones a bad name with comments like that. I could be wrong though. Either way, you're not exactly helping to fight the ignorant stereotypes about Satanism.