Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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Comments (156)
amnevez 1
Always ask a new boyfriend to come over to his house even if it's just to pick him up for dinner if he says no he's hiding simething
HSOMGF 5
You didn't ask or test him to see if he was single? Sorry, but YDI.
Migole 36
How in hell does she deserve this? How exactly is she supossed to "test" him? Also, if you go on a date with someone and they ask you to be in a relationship I think it's safe to assume they are single... And some guys are great liars. I don' see any reasoning here, really :/
lionel_messi 4
dam op you just cant trust us guys now in days.its in our balls we cant help it
salamq 6
I feel more sorry for the wife although you're also a victim but marriage is more serious than just dating especially if there are kids in the middle! Why do people cheat I don't get it :S It's so sad and nothing can hurt more!
cutiecakes98 8
Today I've read three of these with a girl saying their boyfriend has a wife and two kids!!
salamq 6
This is our sad world
xtalondriver 14
Men are pigs. 'nuff said.
juicyfruit1157 4
My husband has me a girlfriend a mistress and 4 kids when I met him he said he had one I have his last he forgot to mention his twins n his preg gf -_-
toalysium 15
It's so wrong to lie to your mistress. I can get that maybe the wife was getting boring, but if you're going to find some excitement on the side don't bullshit the woman.
sammyjanette 17
Please tell me you're being sarcastic...
vbmg152 19
If a guy can't stay the night, never invites you over, always has to be home at a certain time, ignores his phone when you're together and/or doesn't spend holidays with you, he's married! It's time to wise up, ladies! It's not that hard to tell! Maybe a quick Google or Facebook search is all you need!
lotusfire 0
What can I say? Guys suck.
HonestWalnut 3
Well this seems like the perfect time for the story about how my ex-girlfriend was caught ******* 7 other guys