Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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kdarkwood 15
That's really awful. The same exact thing happened to me two years ago. I was furious, and I felt disgusted with myself, even though I didn't know. The best thing you can do is to forget about it and keep him out of your life for good. Or, if you want to stir things up for him, go visit him at home when his wife is there.
hama806 19
13- I agree with all you said except the part about visiting the wife. Most wives know about "the other woman" and decide to look the other way. OP will only look like a home wrecker if she ever showed up at his house. Only solution is to dump his ass and learn from the experience.
clueless05 12
I'd go tell the wife, because maybe she doesn't know. And if she does "look the other way" she can still continue to look the other way. I wouldn't care if I might look like a home wrecker, because I'd want to know if my husband was cheating on me, if it were me.
kdarkwood 15
It's true, she WOULD like like a homewrecker, but on the other hand, if I were the wife, I'd want to know. Also, telling the wife would sort of help clear my conscience, even though I really didn't do anything wrong. Maybe OP doesn't feel the same way, I don't know. Just saying how I felt when the same thing happened to me.
epicskier 3
DOUBLE BIOTCH SLAP!!!
tifani322 13
whose the double?
epicskier 3
Op and his wife
rebel_belle1974 5
What a jerk! I hope you told his wife!
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
loserboii 11
The only way that situation could be worse is if his wife was also dating someone else!
trucker67 10
A doubly ****** up that situation that would be.
TrueTriage 16
Maybe a better revenge is black mail the guy to send OP and the guys wife on a expensive vacation leaving him with the 2 kids by himself. Tell the wife at the end of the vacation. The guy was running from family responsibility so doom him with more of it then he's screwed after you tell his wife. Lose-lose for douche bag dad.
Trisha_aus 15
That's awful if his wife was doing the same..poor kids! Asshole didn't think of his kids when he did that.
perdix 31
#20, not necessarily. The kids could be little ***** that he'd be happy to leave. My late dad, my aunt and my grandparents all told me what a shit he was as a kid and a teenager. My grandpa would have been lucky to lose him. My dad's parenting philosophy was to make us the exact opposite of him at that age . . . and look how good I turned out!!!
downtime 13
Yes, best plan ever! Lets use the children as a source of punishment! Haha! We all know how well that works out and doesn't ever **** the kids up...
MsConfusedd 27
20- wouldn't growing up without a father screw up the kids lives too? Yea he's an asshole but divorce and seperation from parents (even douchey ones) can totally screw up your childhood.
fleurie 6
Well, said, Doc.
DocBastard 40
MsConfusedd - Growing up with a cheating father and parents who (presumably) fight is much worse for the children.
rooney0710 5
Feel bad for his kids having an asshole father
ddeathbombb 5
The picture fits
0RedPenguin0 8
There's some things that really should be said on the first date
subwaysurfers 13
If it was said, there wouldn't have been a second date for him ;)
FML_Master2133 6
It shouldn't have even been a first date.
subwaysurfers 13
True, but then there would be no FML.
andiewithlove 21
I agree with those before me.....You should tell the wife. This happened with my parents when I was very little, and my mom was grateful someone came forward. When you tell her she probably won't seem appreciative, but as the goes on she'll eventually be glad you did. Unless she goes into denial and says you're lying....then at least you can say you tried!
TheDrifter 24
Let me guess, his dating profile listed honest and loyal as two of his top qualities? There has to be a better screening method available. For me, I always ask to pick them up from home for the second date so I can look for signs of family they "forgot" to mention.
awebb21 7
Reminds of the show my wife and kids
shawnaishere 14
How?! Michael never cheated on his wife .
captainburke 5
Yes, not knowing where your significant other lives is suspicious