Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
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badumdum 0
I love the wording of this FML :)
cookiexcookie 0
break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/
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Comments (100)
Greggeh67 0
Haha... that's so awesome xD
wow18 3
I find it funny how there are many positive comments about the man even if it was just sarcasm but if this was about a female everyone other comment would be screaming out **** and *****!!! OP- This FML just shows that your guy isn't too responsible i guess, so be careful with him but i'm sure he's a fine guy otherwise because you've been with him for so long.
wow18 3
lol Yes and throwing out insults with nothing to back it up make you seem so much smarter.
letitbe56 0
Wow18- I was thinking the same thing. Stupid double standard.
trollin_fo_andre 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Only women can be *****, men are players. Get over yourselves and get back in the kitchen.
wow18 3
There are words for men too like gigalo or a boy toy.
Antivirus_fml 0
Op deserves it. Not one, not two, but three times. :P
letitbe56 0
Don't feed the trolls. If someone has the word "troll" in their username, that's a big hint that responding is a waste of time.
DameGreyWulf 1
Wow18, it sounded to me more like he might have cheated on her. Especially since this is an FML. Also that he may be a manipulative ass (ie: "Hey baby, do I HAVE to wear this?" "Nah, I'm sure you're fine, you don't need those pills") .... Or he's like that weirdo in the FML about the guy wanting this chick to have his children.
BabyImTwisted 0
hmmm thats truely gotta suck..
maverick21703 0
Who wrote this FML? the count from Sesame Street? One, one mistake Two, two mistakes, Three, Three glorious mistakes. mwah ah ah ah...
skullbashd 3
heard of a manwhore and yeah sexism bites
Crotcho_fml 0
organisedchaos: you must be gay, cause you just insulted a beautiful woman for no good reason. you're a real winner with the ladies, no doubt!!!
Scotth901 22
"Uh oh! Feminist alert! Activate code rainbow!"
pieofchrist 0
wow. I hope he had th before he met you, and also that you are VERY careful with your birthcontrol, that is some serious vertility.
magnetic_aura 26
Not necessarily "serious verility" all he needs is to not use birth control when having sex with those three women. Not super sperm. Just carelessness. Unless they were planned pregnancies maybe?
elliebutton 0
Triple Christmas presents!
Gisellee 0
HAHAHA.... awww.
iDemonChild 0
Look on the bright side, if you decide not to break up with and have sex with him he'd have some experience rofl.
StrawberryPiez_ 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
who gives two ***** ?
badumdum 0
I love the wording of this FML :)
nick3600 22
Its like an infomercial. "CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S RIGHT! NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE CHILDREN AND WOMEN!!! ALL FOR JUST 19.99!! ORDER RIGHT NOW!!" I had to xD
moonlight_daze 8
BABY MAMA DRAMA! **** his life...
cookiexcookie 0
break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/
screwtaylor 0
Uh oh. Better call the Maury Show!
Pb_lily 0
Haha, nice one.
DracoSpirita 21
Epic. XD