Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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Comments (156)
FalconSam1414 19
Wow, what a bastard. That is all.
perdix 31
Send the kids to grandma and have a three-way. That'll smooth things over. What could go wrong?
TurquoiseJesus 15
When life gives you lemons...
leilaostara 1
I hate you.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Guess what, the whole FML community hates you.
perdix 31
I guess that's why it has been so hard to organize a three-way :D
leilaostara 1
I really don't like you.
venomousddog 19
Tell his wife, he doesn't deserve to have a wife or kids for what he did
KiddNYC1O 22
On the next Cheaters....
perdix 31
A lot times, women won't ask questions if there's a chance they won't like the answer. What you don't know won't hurt you -- until it does.
VooDooCarrie91 19
I don't know how often a question like, "Do you happen to have a wife and kids?" would come up in conversations. And a question like that is most likely going to have a dishonest answer If he doesn't want to get caught.
perdix 31
That often depends on the man's age. If he's in his 30's or later, whether he has kids and if he is, or ever has been, married are topics for conversation that are not unusual. Sure, he could lie. There are women who don't mind dating married men.
tbenson0628 14
Wow. I've literally been there except mine also had another girlfriend of two years to go with the wife and two kids. Is his name tom? If so im sorry.
glittercookies 12
So funny you say Tom. Tom was the name of my moms ex fiancé. We lived as a family for years until they tried to get married. Then we found out he has a wife and 2 kids!
yinanne12 0
Hopefully it didn't take you too long to figure that one out
rainbowteehee 6
My gosh! He is a mega hoe, like what a sluty dough bag.
gmc_blossom 21
What's a "dough bag"?
Dracoboxer357 36
98- *Grabs the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and rips his pants down*. I give you the answer you seek. Take note of exhibit A, a dough bag, located just below the bread stick. ;P
ScaryLullaby 10
That's awful.
hateevryone 15
I would tell his wife so she would know what type of husband she has.