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Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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pwnrzero 0

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

atvarela 0

so? i was concieved in a gay bar.

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Monkeyloverjlc 0

to number 44. in case u didn't know abortion is wrong. and is considered first degree murder!

Yarrachel 16

Um, no it isn't? Idiot.

_neutrality 0

Au contraire, some of us believe it's a woman's choice.

romaunts 0

Guess what? If that was true, it would be illegal. Annnd, gasp. It isn't. STFU. No one cares what you think about abortion. (: Abortion is a woman's choice. If it isn't your body, then mind your own damn business before someone shoves a coat hanger up your crotch without your permission.

imbored104 6

It's not considered murder under the eyes of the law. If you say its murder thats just your opinion.

doof_fisch 2

I believe that everyone who is conceived should have a right to an abortion.

romaunts 0

Who gives a ****?

XAMezaki 0

http://s624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/haytradyl33/?action=view&current=untitled.jpg&newest=1 Epic win snapshot of this FML

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Really, how could anyone put YDI for this one?

admad_fml 1

#70, epic fail You for using IE

XAMezaki 0

How is that fail? You couldn't see it?

marrajane 0

Moron. He/she (sorry #72!!!!) Was calling you a fail for using Internet Explorer, as in pfft, you're a moron for using it. And how old are you??? I'm serious. You'd have to be early teens yeah? Cause only someone that young would find that amusing, and care enough to screenprint, circle, upload and post that, and even then, a lot of early teens wouldn't even go that far. You are a fail at life.

XAMezaki 0

I thought it would get a few chuckles out of some people. Calm down

marrajane 0

Because you're a moron. Deal with it.

XAMezaki 0

I'm not going to be one of those people who write 5 paragraph essays on why the troll who said something to them is wrong. All I'm gonna say is that this conversation is over.

danis_fml 12

that was kinda funny:)

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Not really an FML. If they didn't have that conjugal visit, you wouldn't be here. IMO you should be grateful.

remmyulove 0

I am soo sorry because this sucks...but I have to admit....this made me laugh pretty hard