Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Anonymous
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Top comments
pwnrzero 0
hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.
atvarela 0
so? i was concieved in a gay bar.
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Comments (113)
RideTheCulture 0
OMG, i think this is my all time favorite. LMAOOOOO ahahahaha.
klpryde 0
this is not an FML... This is a MLIA
bugmenotmofo 34
Do you know what a conjugal visit is? Maybe this will help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit
hilhal 0
84 and 44 abortion should be illegal. you don't just decide you dint want the baby, it's murder they're gumans
DjeePee 25
Please don't speak if you're going to say stupid things.
noncom 12
Ok one while I do not agree with it it is the person's choice to have an abortion. And two that is what separates us from other communist countries. We give them a choice do they want to keep the baby or do they want to abort the baby. Now another question, are part of the TVC group?
fml_noob 0
My mom shared the same thing with me not too long ago. Let's just say that it hasn't had a positive impact on my self-image...
88sforlife 0
So
magicalfmlponiea 0
I was a valentines baby. it kind of weirds me out..
lilmissdangerous 9
giggity giggity goo!
mikenike2711 3
that ****** sucks lmao.
cunningchick 1
Have some sympathy maybe she didn't know her father or mother went to jail holy crap......
gameguy1 0
Atleast that visit wasn't a total waste