hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

so? i was concieved in a gay bar.

Boo hoo your life is so ****** from how you were concieved get over it!

so what I was made in my grandma's house one the day of love but what's bad about it my grandma was there and basically listening...and she told me that

haha. that funny...but who cares? I wonder where I was conceived...I'm pretty sure it was on valentines day tho, my birthdays in november.

It would be funny if your dad were in prison for sodomy, and you were the exculpatory evidence that proved he was boning the "right and legal" hole in the first place.

And just what bearing does that have on who you are inside? This is not your problem unless you chose to make it so. I was named after a rare car. Don't want to know and never wanted to ask. It does not define you is what I'm saying.

Pics or it didn't happen.

So? If you weren't conceived then, you probably wouldn't be here now to write this FML.

Eh

Could have been worse- you could have been conceived in a Burger King bathroom on a Saturday night after payday.

What? 0.o