Today, I ended a 15-year relationship. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. It was my parents'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Daddy issues
Today, I ended a relationship because she told me that I was "like a father." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Love story
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Top comments
Eashy 16
This needs a follow-up. Good Luck though OP. Hopefully life gets better
Arashikage 18
We should all chip in and buy you a trampoline since you like to jump to conclusions so much
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Comments (17)
Eashy 16
This needs a follow-up. Good Luck though OP. Hopefully life gets better
Lucky O'Guin 18
How so?
TMO2142 25
How?? Sorry that happen though!
EnvyMe33 26
Why would you do that? That seems selfish unless one parent was cheating and the other one needed to know.
Alexandria79 22
it probably happened by accident
Arashikage 18
We should all chip in and buy you a trampoline since you like to jump to conclusions so much
Winchesterbride 9
what exactly happened that it came to an end? Did one parent cheat? were they unlucky or what? or did you just intentionally do that?
RichardPencil 32
Usually, parents stay together for the sake of the kids. You must be a shit kid to break them up.
ThongWarrior 17
We get it you like to joke, but know when to :)
Alexandria79 22
Are you ok, OP? :(
PennyLane27 32
I sincerely hope they didn't tell you that you were the cause of them separating! Please immediately seek counseling, OP- if you're in school, go talk to a school counselor or school psychologist. Do it today.
SpaceToast 25
Mistake or not, if another person ended a long term relationship, that tells me that that marriage was going to fail sooner than later, or at least have a long marriage of misery. Even if you helped end it, the decision is ultimately up to your parents, and by no means, was that decision up to you. Feel better OP.
bosniangirl27 21
Why and how