Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Top comments
OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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Comments (242)
Acorn101 2
If you were going fishing in a public place, you should have made sure you met the law requirements.
gigi03 5
Yup it sucks
ringer_6 0
if your going to fish then get a license. you deserve a fine. the license helps fund nature and habitat rehabilitation and improvements. at least chip in and do your part instead of being a selfish prick.
Friaza 29
Hey, look on the brightside. Atleast you didn't get dragged around with a hook in your mouth and suffocated!
brooklynnlee 1
Stupid law...
SBJbabygirl 5
my English teacher did the same thing but she was smart enough to pay the fine..
Riin82 1
my husband did the same thing lol sigh.
carrieaw 0
don't feel bad!! I had a warrant for library books that I never even knew about over 5 years ago almost went to jail over it but it was in a different county.... what a bad ass I woulda been jailed for library books!!
clynnblackwell 0
I just had to pay off my boyfriends $400 fine for the same thing...
barleyguy 17
I'm an aboriginal of both Canada and the united states , I can fsh where ever the hell I want :)