Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Seek help
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Truly tolerant people are in short supply these days, it seems it is too tall an order to be able to see short people as equals in society these days. I think it is below the belt to mock dwarves for their vertical shortcomings, and looking down on them is why we can't all see eye to eye here, and why they have such a short-fuse. As a smaller person, I feel like I drew the short straw in my gene pool.
Voldy_fml 16
That must've been very embarrassing and rude at the same time.
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Comments (109)
andiw 6
Umm, how long has she been dating this man? Y are you just meeting him now?
Fanain 2
They could live in different states. Or not have a very stable relationship. Any number of reasons.
123man 11
A new study shows that little people have a 14% increase in incidents of evilness compared to regular sized people. So your fears are justified.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
But little people are cute, especially leprechauns and hobbits! I'm pretty short and I'm not thaaat evil...
Whysocool 5
Now now. I don't think you Should just belittle someone on their height xD
Geary519 20
I feel bad for you, you cant watch jackass
Steve95401 49
This really is a small problem. You'll get over it in a short amount of time.
loserman67 36
Sounds like you're short on tolerance O.P. Give him a little time and I'm sure he'll grow on you. Sometimes all you need to do is give a tiny bit to get something positive in return. You'll be doing your mother no small favor by accepting this new man in her life. The rewards you'll reap will not be minuscule.
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
Totally irrelevent but I am afraid of pregnant women!
twinkiefeets 17
I have the same politically incorrect fear. I work in the courthouse, this fear has caused a few problems.
Albarufus 13
"What a big surprise! Um.. I mean..."
coolboy675 16
Perhaps he can tell you his short stories and you'll tell him your tall tales and then you'll both be seeing eye to eye.