Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
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Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
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acultangel 3
Enjoy your new pet i suppose..
Pleonasm 36
Did you know a guy taxidermied his cat into a remote-controlled quadcopter? It has four rotors, one attached to each extremity, and it flies with all its limbs stretched out!
rocker_chick105 31
When I saw that video, I felt so bad laughing at a dead stuffed cat flying around, but it was probably one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.
Proughboy 7
At first I thought that said that I guy taxidermied his car and I was like "is that even possible?" But now that I read over it again, all I can think is, that's awesome
sens3sfailing 25
Cool story, next time, keep it to yourself.
Zephianaxo 7
They added a spoof of Helikitty into WoW. It's called Foxicopter. Imagine a flying stuffed fox.... oh the horror.
Smokingweenies 3
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Kaylalovesyouu 8
FYL, but maybe he's not ready and has no better excuses. One day you guys will get married though :)
Abantiquo 7
Or sadly he's holding out for "someone better." They'll break up and he'll be engaged in two months. I'd be looking hard to see if he's that guy. If she's 30. If she's 23, she might want to lighten up.
andyyroxx 20
17- You seem to have it all planned out...
Acik91 26
I agree with 17, it all depends on the context. If OP and her boyfriend are around 30, then, well, as harsh as it may sound, it's not good to waste time with this guy.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I doubt it. Not matter the age, if a guy uses money as an excuse not to get married but then spends a fortune on a toy, it is very likely that he is not planning to marry his current girlfriend. Because if he can see a future with her but is not ready to settle now, he would simply tell her. Saying that they cannot afford it for the moment is only keeping her at bay and helps him avoiding awkward conversations. Plus an engagement ring does not have to cost much. Mine is worth 30 USD, because I could not care less about expensive jewelry. I'd rather spend money on the honeymoon and wedding.
tanekdrachonae 19
53 if anyone considers a $2500 stuffed wolf a "toy" there are other issues that need to be discussed.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
# 60 I said toy because I really don’t know what you can do with a stuffed wolf apart from letting it scare the shit out of your visitors. In fairness though if it’s his own money, he is entitled to spend it the way he wants. It’s not really the point here anyway.
gc327072 31
I'd rather spend $2500 dollars on an actual living exotic animal, like a fox, specifically a fennec fox. They're cute as ****, energetic, and.... aren't dead.
tanekdrachonae 19
96 Fennec Foxes are on the endangered list because of people like you. Quit destroying cuteness for the rest of us.
gc327072 31
98- they are most definitely not endangered. They are rated as "least concern." And how would someone owning one lower the population? You get them from breeders.
iop330 22
Well tell him to get stuffed...
ihatethesenamez 6
A stuffed wolf is priceless
srhshl 9
Clearly the price is $2500.
iarefatal 9
Wolf or fiancée... Tough choice... If only you could have both somehow... Wolf fiancée!
LolPieRofl 11
Nope its chuck testa!
Pleonasm 36
His wolfpack, it grew by one.
Kidkaplan 19
Aren't you.suppose to have gotten a dog?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I don't know why he would propose to buy a wolf instead of marrying you. I do think it might be a tying a knot in his stomach to engage in the idea of marriage. Try to talk to him about it and work things out.
TwitchingNebula 17
Would it be too shallow at this point to dump him for someone richer?
feldco1 17
Or just smarter with his money
marcranger 29
Perhaps, but it's not shallow to dump this guy for someone who actually wants to marry her.
TJhudson181 12
I bet you thought he was a good boyfriend. NOPE. It's just Chuck Testa.
iceroyalty1984 14
Best comment ever :-)
sugarshane007 20
Well it seems that his priorities aren't your priorities.