Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Seek help
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Truly tolerant people are in short supply these days, it seems it is too tall an order to be able to see short people as equals in society these days. I think it is below the belt to mock dwarves for their vertical shortcomings, and looking down on them is why we can't all see eye to eye here, and why they have such a short-fuse. As a smaller person, I feel like I drew the short straw in my gene pool.
Voldy_fml 16
That must've been very embarrassing and rude at the same time.
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Comments (109)
EffYoLife 14
Omg I would puke. I'm terrified of them too, which is sad because I don't want to be that way. I just can't help it. I guess it's a phobia.
outoftown 27
Phobias aren't a small thing, OP. Ask for help. (Are you sure it's not step-fathers you're afraid of?)
Calingaladha 21
I'm sure your fear can be dwarfed by their love.
geekpower_fml 28
Stalin. Hitler. Napoleon. Weren't their heights all below average? I say your fear is justified.
tacohead411 14
You just met her fiancé for the first time?
acguy21 2
I have a fear of tall people. Short people are a lot better than tall people.
sig4life 18
I am sorry but every time I read this I want to sing "The Lollipop Guild"
Megan98 18
I have the same fear, I've been scarred ever since I saw a "little person" clown at the fair...
fatcharlie 7
Cook your own damn dinner
bluerhhajfk 17
Wow I'm short and this is offensive. I know it's not your fault that you have this 'condition' but maybe you should go to a damn doctor.