Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hunterchik
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Random
United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Pat
Buffalo, United States
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
weddingbells
United States
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Anonymous
News to me
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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RedRiot 0
LOL that's horrible but funny XD
RedRiot 0
#49 - wow it says her parents ARN'T divorced. Geese have you ever herped so much that you derped moment..
just_cr1s 4
that's sad :b fyl :c
just_cr1s 4
lol 53- how niceee :]
ChocolateTazer 0
it's actually my sister and I.
Phichee 0
#82, OP had it right with "my sister and me". If you break down the sentence, which sounds better? "They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister.", "They're fighting over the dog instead of me." OR "They're fighting over the dog instead of I." Proper English rules determine that "my sister and me" is correct, not "my sister and I" despite the fact that to certain ears "my sister and I" sounds slightly less clumsy. I risk sounding like an English snob, but I couldn't let that one slide. In other news, OP, sorry to hear your parents are divorcing. Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise, and in time the family unit will be less problematic because your parents aren't always at each others throats...and fighting over a dog. I think the biggest problem for OP is that the parents are splitting up (and it sounds like it's getting messy), and OP is very hurt by that. Instead of getting consolation and assurance from her folks, she's witness to them fighting over a DOG. It's like OP's feelings (and those of her sister) don't matter much at all, if the parents are squalling over who gets the dog. Divorces are a messy business 9 times out of 10...hopefully everything works out in the end.
camilynn 0
joint custody of the dog! haha I'm still great friends with an old roommate and we adopted 2 dogs together! that's what we do!
DuDMadness 0
Olivia stfu bch
SubjectX 0
maybe they decided that ahead of time there would be joint custody or simply have one of them care for you. the dog is considered property so if one person gets it, they keep it.
aardvarkish 17
It's easier to get dates walking a dog than walking a kid.
OliviaNicole 5
You know, I'm adopted from a hell bent family. My birthparents got divorced. My fosterparents got divorced. My adoptive parents are still together. I'm sorry if that sounded offensive. But dogs dont backtalk and have attitudes like you people do. I'm not surprised the parents want the dog more than their own kids. ASK before you assume.