Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hunterchik
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Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
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WTF Mom?
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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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Comments (112)
spd2fst4u 5
it cause neither of them want either of you. or you two are adopted. enjoy your day!
tb15 0
"You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey!" -Walk Hard
DncrHap 9
oh, organisedchaos. you and your ways.
CounselorHugh 0
be thankful u guys arent the problem ;)
LouisianaBob 9
maybe they recognize that you and your sibling can make your own decision, OP.
SapphireSympathy 7
haha fyl. dogs are awsome. if they decide to split the dog, at least u and ur sister have each other. and no. not split the dog like cutting it in half. split the dog like get it on weekends and holidays. lol ;)♥○
NikkJachim 0
Why would your dad fight to get you? There is probably no way he'd win. The dad hardly ever gets custody. So he's going for what he can actually get. And he probably loves the dog more than you too! Haha :D
The_Fonz_fml 0
38 read Olivianicole's second post dumbass. it says her parents are divorced. think before you speak
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahahaha of course dogs are better than kids hehe :P they dont talk back thry dont piss you off and theyre adorable!!
Rikku95 0
read again it says "aren't" divorced.