Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
News to me
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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Comments (112)
dragonxfly 0
i'll take the sister off their hands for you :)
s_bloodnozzle_iz 0
uhm Olivianicole? your parents getting divorced is a very big thing. and by your comment I'm guessing your parents aren't divorced right? when my parent announced they were getting divorced, I was devastated and so are most people when they learn something so horrible. and i couldn't even imagine being in the op's situation. so maybe you should just shut the hell up Jack ass.
thor13_fml 0
I actually know the OP. she happens to be my cousin. the dog has cost them prob as much as her and her sister have. with multiple surgeries and etc.. And every1 needs to chill. bc half of y'all prob have absolutely no clue what it feels like to go through a divorce.
CalicoColors 0
The children can voice an opinion on who they wish to stay with an animal cannot, simple as that.
MeaganJewel 0
hahaha, well at least yu know they aren't insensitive.
chynab 0
ohh wow thts messed up
saltycookies 5
hahaha sounds like something my parents would do
0___0 9
The fact they would fight over the dog makes me feel like it might be a good thing that they got a divorce.. if they are fighting over something like that instead of putting their kids first.
cooxoxo 9
the same exact thing is happening to me...fyl and fml
wotgvs 0
You need to remember here that with children, the courts will more than likely decide that for them, but with the dog, they have to figure it out. I've never heard of anyone getting joint custody of the dog.