Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hunterchik
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Random
United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Pat
Buffalo, United States
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
weddingbells
United States
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Anonymous
News to me
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
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DncrHap 9
well, maybe they already decided who gets who, and now it's down to the dog?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hear you on that one...My parents are getting a divorce and are acting ridiculous.
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OliviaNicole 5
You know, I'm adopted from a hell bent family. My birthparents got divorced. My fosterparents got divorced. My adoptive parents are still together. I'm sorry if that sounded offensive. But dogs dont backtalk and have attitudes like you people do. I'm not surprised the parents want the dog more than their own kids. ASK before you assume.
SkyPirates 0
my parents would do that.
nextwhiskeybar 0
holy **** why does it matter how it's written??
rylove01 0
Well its harder to split the dog then have a 50% clause with kids. Like you spend the week at moms and the next at dads.. be kinda dumb to do with a dog.
LilaBear 2
Ummm... that is probably a GOOD thing. They've probably already organised the split custody.
qt4u 0
I saw a childlike middle aged couple fighting for their rights to a cat on divorce court, it's kinda sorry. FYL op );
kartymarthy 0
lmfao.. but if i were ur parent, i would choose da dog too! ;)
ninjacapo 2
joint custody they dont need to fight over u. people whos parents are still together know nothing about it. get ready to go on 20 min drives everyday. get used to packing. and prepare to meet new people as in ur parents new bf/gf. haha get used to it kid shit happens
ninjacapo 2
agree with 55. it aint tht bad if they get joint custody. plus my parents split when i was in kindergarden. so i guess im over it but its A different way of living
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Well maybe they already have it figured out, and are just deciding who gets the dog? Hopefully : P