Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
xXMudkipNoobXx
United States
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Morgan
United States
Badass over here
Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Top comments
PsychoMerk 0
I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(
Dr33zy_fml 0
sucks for you!
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Comments (206)
bobislaughin 0
oh ow... umm set hers on fire? or tell her to pay up
Diannaa 0
I love fire... And fire loves me.. :}
PsychoMerk 0
it loves me more! 9.9
saywaturcoco 0
#31 so wat if # 17 is 11 I'm jst 12!
saywaturcoco 0
sry I posted my comment on the wrong place
izaknvire11_fml 0
you should have set her pussy on fire
baby_gurly 0
dayum let me meet this chick.
KurouTenshi 0
you'll be fine, at least you weren't in it--or were you?! mmm rotisserie human...mmmm
akagron 0
*Thumbs up for seperate FML reference*
ragingflame 0
you should color in the pages of her textbooks with sharpie
TrollHunter 0
what's wrong with burning things
itz_towelie 6
fire can be fun... i dont blame her
crusaders41005 0
hahaha that's hilarious!!!!!!
TrollHunter 0
ill mess with there sisters vaj
alyssadapsycho 7
WTF you pedophile
Person1233 13
"little sister," could mean 18 for all you know. Even if she was 15 or so, the douchebag above is 13, wtf?