Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
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Top comments
octeight 15
Guess you could say that you broke the record
ComoEsJuan 24
Tough break, OP
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Comments (77)
octeight 15
Guess you could say that you broke the record
Hiktmae 20
I can't help it, but the fact that the word "punching" is written twice in a row really bothers me every time try to read this FML lol
MeanBeagle 22
falcon punch!
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
#20 Are you feeling OK? The word punching is only used once.
rebelbelle 17
maybe she took to many punches to the head?
ChildrenOfFilth 12
It worked.
HarshD9619 34
Your broke the record. And also your wrist, but mostly the record
frances1942 10
That's just snapping!!!
ComoEsJuan 24
Tough break, OP
sayyestothedress 24
Ouch! Hope your wrist feels better!
typical_girl_ 19
AHHH snap!
caleb_9756 14
No literally, snap.
sweetlysarcastic 3
Don't know your own strength?
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Do you?
MrCareless 17
Well you did break the record, look at the bright side!
devildog562 33
Wait until he hits it with a cast. Hell break the record again!
KK3137 31
Yeah, man. "Pain is only temporary, Victory is forever". Your wrist will heal, but you'll still hold the record.
Mattaguirre_ 15
you win some you lose some
onlychildFTW 34
In his case he both won and lost! Haha.
feven 32
Not much of an FML.
nataliewby 25
At least you showed the kids at school that they can't treat you like a punching bag
MegMeg362 9
Well, some things come with a price!
juturnaamo 29
You'll be exactly the kind of guy they're looking for, unless you're disqualified for having pins in your wrist.
TheNotoriousHGC 15
That's kind of an insult to the military that their target would be people that hurt themselves to make a record... Military spouse here- I'm probably sounding overly critical ha. Just throwing the thought our there though!
mariepastyglue 30
Uh hello did you forget, this is FML. It's obvious this kid didn't purposely hurt himself just to break a record. You should invest in some tutoring on how to comprehend what you read, it goes a long way & can prevent you from seeming so ignorant. Your stupidity is more of an insult to your husband & the military, than this boy and his accident so grow up and try to be a real woman.
DArthurVaderian 18
Never said if it's a man or a woman #75, way to assume.
tj4234 36
that possibly means that you didn't clench your fist tight enough when you punched the bag. Clenching your fist as tight as you can helps protect the wrist when you punch something (although not always).
riffehunter 16
Not really, but I see what your trying to say. people should learn how to throw palms instead of punching, the heel of your hand is just as hard and its way easier on your wrists and hands, plus you can grab on or something during the hit.
Katthebamf 29
That is true but you can also break your scaphoid that way, that's exactly how I did mine lol