Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
xXMudkipNoobXx
United States
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Morgan
United States
Badass over here
Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
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PsychoMerk 0
I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(
Dr33zy_fml 0
sucks for you!
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Comments (206)
allen2020 0
i <3 fire
vincebloo 0
WTF!? I would of slap da hoe
alexzannder 0
Big thumbs down
stuffy25 0
OMG TELL UR PARENTS
AJG390 0
I'm assuming her parents already know. I don't see how they wouldn't.
jt1234 0
wow that's too much
jonny2x4 0
She probably thinks you were a witch. Do you have something to confess?
Qwerty86 0
Sue her for arson.
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
best thing ever. get wire that won't break or tear when heated. make it about 4 feet long. then get steel wool or whatever it's called. bunch up the steel wool to to the size of a baseball. wrapp it up with one end of the wire. light the steel wool on fire and start swinging it around. embers shoot out in a large circle of fire <13
Rickyretardo 0
oh that would suck if u peed the bed and it smelled like boiling piss
Fedor_is_KING 0
LMFAO @52, that is the most random thing that I read on this page as far as negative consequences of a bed on fire. Awesome, high five
OhEmGee5 2
haha awesome.
Rickyretardo 0
oh buy some C4 off the black market, a detonator, and blasting caps then assemble it all place it under or on her bed and when she's sleeping..... BOOM!
Yarixa 0
hahaha!!!! GO PYRO'S!!!!!