Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother has decided to hustle hate groups. Everyone, including the police, think he's some sort of Robin Hood. I wouldn't have a problem with this, except he's trying to recruit people. Any day now we're going to be attacked by Nazis. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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bobadrunk 6
your parents just can Nazi it
mikeiphone 0
We don't need this scum in our country
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Comments (80)
annie_nk 23
"getting out and developing a social life." Well he is just not in a good way.
supbabes 0
You never seen Romper Stomper?
GlobalGenocide 8
What the hell, I didn't know Australia even had a Nazi contingent.
Shadow_Phantom 26
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*shrug* It's his life. I think as long as he's not going out and say, beating/killing people over their ethnicity or something foolish like that, he'll be just fine. Though, FYL for having to deal with that. It's a bit stressing.
LennyComa 39
If really wanna piss him off or test his commitment you could convert to Judaism...agreed it's not for everybody...or you can tell him to grow the **** up and stop being a biggoted, narrow minded prick. FYL
TrentF13 12
I totally support this kid. At least he's DOING something with his life. Look at the rest of us! XD
0RedPenguin0 8
There are nazi groups all through europe and Australia. Great Britain has a huge problem with them
Nederlander95 14
He might be going to Heil
homes7d 14
A slight chance h
WickedFan 12
If he truly believes in Nazism then screw him, he deserves to die a ruthless death by fire and to be spit upon by god Himself. How dare he even consider such an evil, horrendous life. There is no excuse, he was not born a Nazi and it sounds like your parents didn't raise you or him like that. How could he even get into such a ****** up life?