Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
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Top comments
flashback.miss 28
Your grandmother sounds fun XD
Geometric 18
Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)
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Comments (46)
olpally 33
Im Surprised her back didn't give out! Lol.
worldclassrager 41
Well how did she do? Follow up would be great.... You can never grow out of having fun...
yscpunkchick 14
'murica
humanityislost 5
FYL for hanging out with grandma at the bar....
who10nanny 8
I found out my Granny had dentures when she popped them out and tried to hand them to me.
QMAN4000 10
Grandma is a badass!!
ColbyGB 13
You have a rockin' grandma!
etishuman22 32
Well that is just different! Hey, my great grandmother lived till she was in her nineties drinking beer and being awesome...you should be so lucky if you are like her when you are her age!
loserman67 36
I bet Grandma gives great "gummers"
KatlynBrooke 27
Bobbing for beer? That's a new one.. I don't think I've ever heard of that.