Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML
Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
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Top comments
flashback.miss 28
Your grandmother sounds fun XD
Geometric 18
Go grandma!! Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional :)
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Comments (46)
Afroninja4566 21
Death by sex..... He is a hero in my book for dying like that
dawnimus 21
Wrong FML dude.
Afroninja4566 21
Yeah sorry about that. I just notice it.
jw90 18
Sounds like a fun old lady
Wizardo 34
She should wear spring loaded ones, she'll be a bobbing champion.
bryan_1989 14
This shouldn't be an fml. Your grandma sounds awesome.
Manicpanic13 9
go gramma!
martinj281 5
time to put Grandma in a home
ifavela89 13
nowadays grandmas are really about having fun :)
sweet23_fml 11
Today there are a few young grannies... so i think the need for an estimated age group would help.
perdix 31
She was probably blowing Grandpa with her dentures out when he died of overpleasure. GILFs on parade today!
graceinsheepwear 34
Are they still considered GILFs if you are in the same age range? Or is that CILFs? Contemporaries I'd like to ****? ;-)
perdix 31
#28, yes, they are still GILFs, and when you're in the age range it's less of a social taboo but the visual gets exponentially yuckier. I have spoken thus.
thick_lesbo 8
Grandma sounds like my type of chick!! She's probably the best at parties!!!!!
jrock9093 18
Go grandma