Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found an eviction notice at the apartment my boyfriend and I share. I always give him my share of the rent, and he pays it. Or so I thought. He’s been using our rent money to shower his side chick with gifts and expensive dinners. The worst part? The girl is my 18 year-old sister. He’s 34. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Top comments
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let your sister know what kind of person he is. If she was aware of his intent with the video then you know what kind of person she is too. Your roommate sounds abusive, vindictive and entitled.
Nick_Pat91 9
Um, were you trying to say 'At least it WASN'T a video of .... ' ?
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Comments (60)
llostinreality 19
Send a video back
jimeple 12
At least it was a video of your wife/ girlfriend giving him head.
Nick_Pat91 9
Um, were you trying to say 'At least it WASN'T a video of .... ' ?
aruden 25
It could be a southern joke
anarchymaniac 22
That's not cool. Sorry to hear that OP.
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're not saying that you're oddly turned on by this? At least you'll have something to blackmail your sister with. That's always nice to have.
Rabite 28
Great idea, since we totally know that she knows she was filmed and that the video will be distributed, right? How about he tells his sister about the video like a decent person?
linzfinz337 22
He can at least get back at the sister by sending the video to their parents.
Tumaco1963 19
Why take it out on his sister? Because his former roommate is a douchebag means his sister should be humiliated?
sweetpotato301 7
She was just giving someone a *******. We don't know that she knew what the guy was going to do with the video or even knew that the video was being taken. I personally wouldn't want my brother to see a video of my doing that. And, depending on her age, why should her parents care? Like I said, all she did was give a guy head.
tounces7 28
She's pretty stupid for giving her brothers roommate head though, there are obviously complications to that.
sweetpotato301 7
Not necessarily. And even so, does that mean she deserves to be humiliated?
Taemyks 5
Exactly! We need to see the video ourselves.
thatannoyingdude 19
I second number 44
Nickimariek 20
Well at least you now have a video to use against your sister if she ever pisses you off
Rabite 28
Yeah, please be as shitty as your roommate. Great idea.
ChristinePi 36
Not like blackmailing someone is illegal or anything.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let your sister know what kind of person he is. If she was aware of his intent with the video then you know what kind of person she is too. Your roommate sounds abusive, vindictive and entitled.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Then have her go round to his place, express a desire for bondage, and leave him tied to the bed. Film it in case this dick decides to put his earlier video online.
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Well I think I would personally go to his house and oh, I don't know just beat the shit out of him or ask him if he sees that fire extinguisher on the wall ( you get it? it's from family guy when peters at megs school and says that to conny demico or however you spell her name idk)
TheNoNameGuy 20
if you have to explain the joke, don't say the joke
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Its not really a joke im just explaining what happened in the episode so ppl no wat im talking about... If i left the explanation out everyone would say wtf does that mean. Js its another way to smash someones head for ******* u over or watever.
clemsi 20
#29 I ran your paragraph through Google translate and it said "**** you I quit!"
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Besides the word no which is supposed to be know I dont really see anything you cant understand besides probably js (just saying). Idk why people like this care sooooo much about proper grammar it's pretty ******* ridiculous.... That better?
Soninuva 41
31: No, it's really not better at all. Try putting that on your job application, and then get back to us.
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Just a buncha ole grammar nazis do my grammar irrtate yall? Well **** off!!!! Tired of that bullshit
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Ok 36!!!!! Ill fuuckin get right back to u to show u my results. U should try it urself u friggin turd!!!
aruden 25
Why are you trying to defend your terrible joke? The community has voted, it sucked move on.
Rabite 28
Please tell your sister about the video. There is not a small probability that she doesn't know that the video exists or didn't think that he would distribute it to others. F your sister's life then.
sjb_2015 20
I think I'd have to see the video to make a proper decision on this matter.
worldclassrager 41
How is this vengeance? He was your roommate...
Lalala579121 28
I think you just answered your own question: "was". Did you not read the part about OP evicting him? It's kinda the crux of the FML.