Today, my husband left me for a girl who seems to have a mental age of 12, because she'll smoke meth with him, and I won't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized that if I run out of cigarettes my husband wants nothing to do with me, and when he hits me during a mental breakdown it's all my fault cause I had it coming. He's 40 and acts like this. FML
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Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, I discovered that all the times my boyfriend says he's in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea, he's actually sitting there smoking crack and talking to other women. I've dedicated everything in my life to him. I feel so brokenhearted and defeated. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Take it from a former meth and heroin addict (5 years clean), you do NOT want that shit in your life. Nor do you want the meth either.
lexxiasaurus 31
I'm so sorry to hear that, but hey life is better without a meth head. and now you can have a hot girl summer like you deserve 🥰
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lexxiasaurus 31
I'm so sorry to hear that, but hey life is better without a meth head. and now you can have a hot girl summer like you deserve 🥰
TwoBytesCarley 27
Take it from a former meth and heroin addict (5 years clean), you do NOT want that shit in your life. Nor do you want the meth either.
MeganBPD 4
TwoBytesCarley - I came here to say the same thing, but I’ll admit - you did it better. Kudos. (You don’t need this shit in your life 😂) And OP, I will definitely second TwoBytes earlier statement. As a former cocaine addict and current meth addict (detox and rehab in 3 days and counting) - that idiot (and he IS an idiot by the sounds of it) honestly did you a favour that you didn’t know you needed. Likely won’t see it that way right now, but you will.
thatswhatshesaid 3
better huh
ahabsfan 17
Don’t take this the wrong way (I’m sure you will) but your writing skills appear to be that of a 12 year-old.
raven_of_azarath 35
It looks like OP was going to say that, then decided to use who, and just forgot to take out that. It happens. No need to be hateful about it.
xxlk4xx 6
I was able to read this fml just fine. not everyone is going to be good at writing, I'm 30 and still trying to get better at it.
Crowned Sataness 12
good riddance. you deserve better
Chazzster 32
You need to get out of that relationship - Immediately and permanently. Husband is headed down a very black hole and if you are in for an awful ride if you stay married to him. And thank heavens you are not doing meth or other dangerous drugs with soon to be ex-husband!
szasbeach 1
Good riddance
lukey101 26
Nothing like a good shardy party eh 😵