Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Thaylok 17
cops showed up and told you to leave? did thwy arrest her? something seems off. we're they part of a setup in cahoots with her?
Chazzster 32
Am I the only one to wonder if OP is actually abusive and that his ex actually had a case? ... I get that the system could be used by a GF to evict a BF when she's decided to move on. But it seems odd that GF would actually commit perjury to do this.
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Comments (5)
Wadlaen 24
I'm sorry OP, that's a terrible way to break up with someone! But she did think outside the box.
Underscore_foo 5
that’s awful what she did to you! It doesn’t sound entirely legal what she did, going to extreme lengths and wasting police time. I know it could be a case of her word against yours, but could you get her a penalty for stunt like that?
dreams2383 20
I hope you sue her after this. I also hope she gets a charge for lying
Thaylok 17
cops showed up and told you to leave? did thwy arrest her? something seems off. we're they part of a setup in cahoots with her?
Chazzster 32
Am I the only one to wonder if OP is actually abusive and that his ex actually had a case? ... I get that the system could be used by a GF to evict a BF when she's decided to move on. But it seems odd that GF would actually commit perjury to do this.
Thaylok 17
I actually wonder if OP is a stalker and was escorted away with a restraining order. The view that they are friends and false statements and police asking them to leave line up more with that scenario than with the confusing story presented.