B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
buggermonster
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Seems fair. Pay attention to her, or you'll have to put them in there yourself in the future.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't puke in my belly button, or we're through.
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Comments (21)
littlekellilee 45
That snot cool.
indienerdgirl 27
Ewww. What a child.
Jerry Leberer 12
#byefelicia
zuckerburg 21
Good. Because who the hell gets so entrenched in a tv show you literally don't know whats happening around you or to your own body?
SJKatt 15
I'm surprised that the votes swing more towards "Your life sucks" than "you deserve it" because, lmfao, you really did deserve that. Either pay more attention to your girlfriend or find a girlfriend who is comfortable receiving less attention.
DRjba1979 5
The fact that you date someone who picks their nose indicates that you deserve it.
Takegami 22
Welp, she’s a keeeper
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well that's SNOT polite!