Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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shotstack 0
Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.
boopityboppity 11
He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.
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Comments (116)
KurouTenshi 0
the "too serious" or "commitment scare" excuse is a red flag for "I've been cheating on you" or "you were just my side dish, and I'm ready for my main course." That or he's just fickle? what a funny word... fickle... hehehe...
therighthero 0
something about taking relationship advice from a guy whose name is mattpopspills scares me a bit.
Kayy_Bear 0
What a JERK!
Ajjas013 6
Just take his order, no questions. And get me some more sauce while you're at it.
GreenTroll 0
He’s just not that in to you.
aquariusxx 0
go watch 500 days of summer. it = your life. (with reverse genders) sorry to hear that though, fyl :(
LtHoward 0
Would you rather have stayed with a guy that didn't love you OP? You're better off.
omgitsjackiee 0
http://www.screwyouhannah.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=ca75b9284a726a4f729573df6eb51f9c
Raela 0
Haha! Well, that just sucks balls. Good luck searchin', I guess :P
MermaidSongXOXO 6
OP, you must have an amazing personality :]