Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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shotstack 0
Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.
boopityboppity 11
He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.
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Comments (116)
hedgehogs 0
I know this hurts like hell and is humiliating as hell, but it really is the right thing that could have happened. I'm old and have had the real thing since 1978 when my husband and I first met (I was giving him music lessons). And the real thing is when you both really, really want to be together and are glum at the idea of things being otherwise, never when only one person feels that way. Of course I'm sorry for how you must be feeling right now, but it is for the best. Really. Truly.
Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0
@mike0392 what the hell are you talking about. I can't understand a word your typing(mostly because they are no actually words). you need to learn how to write words properly so that someone will understand. I really hate it when people go over the top like that until It doesnt make any sense.
nyc718 0
"mostly because they are no actual words"? Before you go correcting someone make sure your shit is on point so you too don't look like an idiot. Op you have two options: 1. Build a bridge and get over it 2. Keep crying about it and down yourself with tears "The choice is yours and yours alone!"- Legends of the Hidden Temple
eddles 0
it wad an excuse so he didn't want to make u feel bad
sexyblonde78 0
I don't know how to tell u this but your bf was cheating on you and he needs to grow a pair of balls!
Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0
really is it that difficult to spell you over yew. I mean, they have the same number of letters, it's not making it shorter to type. it's just rediculous.
aj3411 0
get over it? maybe your ex didn't want spend his life with someone completely attatched. it's been five months, he moved on. quit your crying, stop being pathetic and carry on with your life. chapters closed, find the RIGHT guy for you.
aj3411 0
feeling aren't switches, but hanging on your ex's every action and concerning yourself with their life more than yours are things you can choose to not do. yeah, it's possible to have feelings for someone and obsess over them. grow up.
marleytooyou 0
dude maybe he just was tired of you! everyone has dumped at least one person for being tired of em! some more than others!!!! :)
thenumberblue 0
I woulda slapped him and been like "bitch! go make me a sandwich!"
Erindub 0
Its not that he wasn't ready to get serious he wasn't ready to get serious with you. It sucks