Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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shotstack 0
Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.
boopityboppity 11
He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.
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Comments (116)
ilovetitties 0
Well you should know his new marriage won't work out.
ohmandapants 17
maybe he knocked her up.
YummiGummi 0
and you've stalked him ever since.
loppisloppan 2
well maybe he just found the right one
fatalwish 6
Not worth your time if hes going to give you a bs excuse like that
holierthanbloodx 5
He's getting engaged after five months; be happy you're not with someone so impulsive
juanlopez307 6
It was too serious, too serious with you and not serious enough with someone else
zykrithium 22
Whelp... obvious lie is obvious.