Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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shotstack 0
Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.
boopityboppity 11
He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.
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Comments (116)
srunano 4
Looks like you still have feelings for him.Maybe he just told you that as an excuse to break up and was seeing this other girl for a while
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Lol wow
Wow467 0
possible he was cheating with the op and broke up cuz it was too serious cuz he was going to purpose or however it is spealt
vampirate 0
dynamite comment.
token_blackguy 18
grow up and move on this is not a fml.
ergo_fml 13
That was probably just an excuse. :/
koerviipns 0
Would you rather, during the breakup, he had just said I'm sick of you and I don't love you. Everytime I think of you and me (shut up grammer Nazis) together forever I throwup a little bit.????? Face it, everybody is glad when they find out their ex has the decency to not insult you while breaking your heart. Imagine a world where everybody was honest. Now be happy it isn't.
rockerballs 0
It was probably too serious because you were his mistress
startafire 0
He was probably cheating on you with her. You're better off now. I know it hurts, but you are so much better off without that douchebag.
mfmylifesrsly 30
34 you shoulda seen his comment on the FML that was above this (btw wtf happend to it?) it was like you need to pop some pills I was like haha wtf then I saw his name had pops pills and I lol'd GOD I talk a lot.
sourgirl101 29
I knew a guy that did the same thing just to be spiteful. It made him closer to his new girlfrind because she would rub in the fact that the ex wasn't good enough to be his wife. He also got off hurting her more. Chin up! Some guys are just mean. Btw they ended in a nasty break up!