Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend had always told me that his mom was dead. Apparently he just meant she’s dead to him. She’s actually a con artist. I just met her for the first time, after learning she impersonated me, stole my savings, ran up credit card debt, and bought 3 cars. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You’re better off without him.
Vesi 30
OK I can't choose on this one.. and for a good reason. There is some info missing here, such as: How did his dad die? Did you know BF was going to inherit if/when his dad passed away? The reason I ask is my late hubby's ex got with him with the explicit intent to get her hands on his parent's money once they passed away, so it's possible this is not a FLM. In any case, if he believes his mom then you're probably best looking elsewhere for a partner.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You’re better off without him.
Vesi 30
OK I can't choose on this one.. and for a good reason. There is some info missing here, such as: How did his dad die? Did you know BF was going to inherit if/when his dad passed away? The reason I ask is my late hubby's ex got with him with the explicit intent to get her hands on his parent's money once they passed away, so it's possible this is not a FLM. In any case, if he believes his mom then you're probably best looking elsewhere for a partner.
tiptoppc 21
Oh. Thank god my wife isn’t. I’m broke as shit, getting broker. Even my family can’t think my wife is with me for money..