Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
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distortedcognition 17
Didn’t you also say your boyfriend is only staying with you because you’re getting him a signed poster for xmas? I say run. Run fast, run hard
ohsnapword 21
Plot twist. The roommate is a 300lb hairy dude. Some people are into that sort of thing. Who am I to judge?
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Comments (21)
831curmudgeon 7
Why exactly doesn't your post say "ex-boyfriend" instead?
Sad_Happy_Gorl 7
OP here. We broke up a month ago and yeah i realized he was awful. Thanks for the support
shannon2348 14
I think you obviously need a new boyfriend.