Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotSoClean
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Junk in the trunk
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
SilkySmooth
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
scarred_sibling
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red handed
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
silkysmooth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
ACrispyRainbow 0
Problem?
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Comments (378)
EthanQHarris 3
Why would you spend $90 on a bottle of moisturiser?
Angelrae 5
well then stop buying expensive moisturiser... simple as that. or buy him a bottle of lube for himself
TheDoors_fml 2
Who the **** pays $90 for moisturiser?
sarahbear430 0
Lots of people. I work my way through college at a beauty supply and lots and lots of people are willing to pay that for products that work well.
reebokkid123 14
Well maybe if you gave him what he wants more, he wouldn't have to wank and then you wouldn't have to keep buying so much moisturizer. YDI op..
koolkat27 13
at least I'll be um.. soft?
koolkat27 13
*it'll oops!
johncrb 6
You deserve it for paying $90 a bottle!!
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I wish I had $90 to waste on moisturizer, you know, instead of groceries.
InuwindoW 13
What you get for paying $90! You're the idiot!
ThecomingofTan 9
OP, I am going to need the name of this moisturizer for um......my dry skin.
jobsman99 0
You need to lube him up more with your mouth. And but him some lube. And give him a hand job daily since that us what he likes. And tell him to grow up.