Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotSoClean
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Junk in the trunk
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
SilkySmooth
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
scarred_sibling
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red handed
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
silkysmooth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.
ACrispyRainbow 0
Problem?
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Comments (378)
ultra_notorious 26
sounds like you aren't being such a good gf if he still feels the need to beat off
j3ebrules 13
What the hell kind of moisturizer are you using? is it bottled in gold?
BabyWest 3
I think it has gold flakes in it..
santel_fml 8
Who spends that much moisturizer?
Roehl2011 4
Wanna teach him a lesson? Refill the bottle with Bengay!
trere 0
wow u should hurt him
picturescrazy 24
Why couldn't he just have sex with you instead..? That's a really douche-y thing for him to do. If he wants to jack off with 90 dollar lotion, the least he could do is buy his own bottle.
cheerluv15 0
Make him pay for it
BabyWest 3
maybe you should invest on buying some less expensive moisturizer
psycho_mp 0
maybe pleasing him more would reduce him looking for other means maybe?
kickAZZ18627 0
Your "Wank" is spoiled...I don't even use $90 moisturizer on myself let alone me ****!!