Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
OP woke up then he/she fell.
Bekll 31
Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.
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Comments (117)
Chibbbles 0
hahaha xD my uncle used to sleep walk when he was a kid... he pissed in the fridge :3
sallen0046 4
If you woke before you fell... why did you fall in the first place?
Kuroftw 0
I call fake. When you sleepwalk you're actually in a state of low consciousness, you just don't remember the events that took place. (You know how you usually don't remember stuff if it happens when you're half-asleep and then you fall back asleep? Same concept.) If you had woken fully it it would of been after you fell.
JezzWat3vr 0
Is your kick! Did you hear music?
My2864 1
ohhh been there done that
nerdsgetmehot 23
I sleepwalk, too. I once almost peed in my friend's closet because I had to go to the bathroom and was still asleep.
aardvarkish 17
Damn, NGMH, and I had such a princessimatic image of you!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#115 Haha! How does that damage that image? Girls pee too, y'know! At least I woke up before it happened and was able to prevent the closet-peeing. :P It was pretty confusing for me to wake up while rummaging through my friend's closet, trying to find the bathroom doorknob!
aardvarkish 17
See, you woke while sleepwalking. It's not that big a deal, but just needs some adjusting to, when it happens. Don't worry, the image is back to normal.
xsaintias 0
is anyone else really tired of these FMLs that say something like "why?" or "why you might ask?" or something like that?
Ludii_fml 0
No, why?
starberries 0
Yes! Jesus Christ, I hate that so much!
aardvarkish 17
I'm with 119. "Why?" you might ask. Because inquiring minds want to know!
LTHoratioCaine 4
Sleep finally caught up to you... Didn't it? YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!
LTHoratioCaine 4
I... (Puts on sunglasses) Never asked. YEEEAAAHHHH