Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Just dump him. It's not complicated.
jane14 0
totally dump him.
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Comments (95)
Freeze_fml 17
Just dump him. It's not complicated.
AlesanaLTL 0
I agree dump, why should you even not be dumping him!?
eshhayz 0
tell him to grab the girls panties so you can sniff them together later and if it's still juicy make some fish soup?
956TXking 0
este guey
sebs_fml 0
well as long as it's not a date everything is fine....... wait i think he is trying to pull a fast one on you OP
Peacemaker9 7
wow like that couldn't have been a bigger cue for u to dump him....op if u don't then ur just really fucken sad.
natas_fml 13
Furi Kuri!!! good show.
BeachPanda 0
well put 15
LightningLadyy 0
Damn, whatta jerk :P
krissy8877 2
maybe it's a sisteror daughter she don't know about. I guess just ask him
starile 20
Yeah, I agree. Maybe it's just his sister, or another family member. So he loves her, and it's not a date!
atticuz 2
It looks like you shoulda used Allstate.
956TXking 0
why do my Spanish comments get moderated
Melgros 0
So what? He's a heterosexual man. He's gonna like other girls. If he's humorous, like me, then he's sarcastic, like me. If you want to date someone that loves YOU and ONLY you, and will never think anyone else is better looking, become a narcissist and go date a mirror.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
racists :P
956TXking 0
I still think it's racist whatever happened to freedom of speech smh
i_wuz_nver_here 31
maybe it was his mom and he wanted to see what you'd say.
twinny_sc 13
Maybe the other girl he loves is his mom, so that's why its not a date. Or he could just be a lying pile of dog shit.
Freeze_fml 17
#55 is the epitome of a douchebag.
benny2465 0
maybe it's his mom?
superdill65 0
freeze nice pic. flcl ftw
cj89898 24
I read "Jump him"
jane14 0
totally dump him.
TheNewGuy03 29
wow, he didn't even try to keep a low profile and creep like other cheaters! you should keep him! (ignore me.) |the kid|
donttalkshit 0
what the hell? she should dump his ass.
TibbysMusic 1
Sarcasm.
PoopTrainDix 0
nice picture gay lord!
jbiebersheart 0
guys are jerks.
Freeze_fml 17
Is that why you like Justine Beaver?
ILovesMahBridge 0
Hell hath no fury like a 12 year old girl scorned..... YDI
donttalkshit 0
I hate Justin beiber!!!! she hit me with her purse :(
OwNowBrownCow 0
24, did you call him a fag?
donttalkshit 0
is there a different word
mend0120 0
BA show ( : ohhh. && yeah. I would just dump him, no doubt.
Vash_41288 10
not all just most
schwancy 2
I'm guessing maybe his best friend who happens to be a girl? ...don't worry it's not a date. :0)
Horsempeg 25
That, or his sister or mom?
jbiebersheart 0
fu** you #7. and guys are dicks to make up for the ones they dont have.
FFML_314 12
No #8. All men have dicks. The "dicks" you're speaking of, still have dicks. You're confused. Stay in school.
ILovesMahBridge 0
Well, I think we know this one rips the hearts out of lizards for mating rituals in which she rapes a doll with a picture of justine biebers face on it. You may drown in your sorrow now that you know that Justine isn't a true being at all, but a humunculi who is out to devour your soul and your soul only. YDI
henry3825 0
All guys have dicks, idiot.
Stickem101 10
Unless it is Justin Bieber.
Lauren243 0
aww :( that sucks
abalgatti 0
obtain a bad italian accent and burn the cinema down.
donttalkshit 0
hahaha wtf
LightningLadyy 0
my thoughts exactly, 25.
natas_fml 13
you inglourious basterd!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Awesome movie.
starile 20
Here I thought you were making a Cinema Paradiso movie reference.
Arsonnist 3
Wow, I was getting really worried there for the first half. Thanks for making me feel a whole lot better op.
AnnaBananaAUS 0
sounds like ur bangin bill clinton to meh