Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
OP woke up then he/she fell.
Bekll 31
Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.
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molil_4810 0
i like turtles
vivr 0
maybe you should buy a one story house. or lock your door
aardvarkish 17
Join the club. I sleepwalk looking for insurgents hiding in the cabinets and the grandfather clock.
FFML_314 12
I'm now wondering if he has found one?
aardvarkish 17
They're everywhere... Until I run into something and wake up, then sheepishly go back to my room. Honestly, that's why I don't think it's a big deal to wake a sleepwalker. I just realise I was having a flashback and go back to bed.
FFML_314 12
My mom didn't care about the old wives tale. I used to sleep walk into the fridge and take food into my room. She didn't like that very much, so she would shake me until I woke up. I'm such a fatty!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aw, that made me sad, aard. :( Thanks for your service.
aardvarkish 17
Aw, guys, it's very humbling to be told "Thanks for your service." To the point that a "You're welcome." would feel presumptuous to respond with, so I often say "My pleasure." And honestly, I enjoyed my tours of duty very much. In the civilian world, I'm often flippant about that past, myself, because it's just that: the past. And in any case, for whatever issues remain, laughter is still the best medicine. For the record, then: a fun society like you guys is worth defending and worth coming home to. So raise a glass, brothers! Cheers to all!
awilso13 8
why does everyone who post comments on this website such a critic. I mean it's not that serious; however it is hilarious to read these amusing quarrelsome post. lml
aardvarkish 17
Damn, Bro! I bet you can edit in your sleep!
aardvarkish 17
not bad
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha!
A_Khalifa 0
ydi for sleeping
yomamasmama 0
try to close the door
Bekll 31
Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.
ahhnonomhisdude 0
the real funny shit comes from the sleep talkers. Op sux to be you. FYL
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Just like in Inception.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You didn't fall because you were sleepwalking. You fell because you woke up. Had you stayed asleep you'd have been fine.