Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, on the way to class, I got distracted while watching some ducks and walked face-first into a concrete pole. I ended up with a black eye and three stitches. Even the nurse laughed. FML
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Top comments
altatude13 0
she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more
Mauskau 36
you need help
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Comments (17)
greenman_fml 0
her eye shouldn't have been in your way. good for you
shinshoku13 19
Bad sarcasm dude
The_CL0GGER 0
OP, just tell yourself this, (says slowly) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
altatude13 0
she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more
iamtheman 0
OMGG A GRL WITHA BROKEN ANKLE! FAP FAP FAP
Mauskau 36
you need help
T3h_Rambler 0
LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
conrad01 6
I can just imagine the FML from the girl "i was getting a medal and he poked me in the eye and i fell of the stage. FML.
ReyEr9412 0
This makes no sense. The OP didn't cause the girl to break her leg. She still had one good eye which means that she retained 80% of her vision (but no depth perception). Try walking across a flat surface (like the stage in the FML) with a blindfold and even then you won't trip 99.9999% of the time. And even if you do trip, you don't auto-break your leg unless you have really weak bones.
rndg 0
Wow, poor girl.
fmylife1133249 1
read the fml, sir. OP says the girl missed the step, meaning the staircase off the stage, not her own stride. I'm pretty sure loss of depth perception would have an effect in this situation.
Poepiepiesie 3
Nice excuse to touch a fine prize winning piece of woman.
jonny99a 0
the funnyest thing i heard in ages lol