Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, due to sleep deprivation, I wasn't paying attention to where the elevator stopped. I walked into a flat, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. It was the flat just beneath mine. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
OP woke up then he/she fell.
Bekll 31
Poor OP. Sleepwalking can be scary. My mother has slept walked since she was a child and regularly screams every couple nights from nightmares she's having. I see and sometimes talk to her when she's sleepwalking and her eyes are wild and her talking doesn't make sense. One time she said it was 3 or 4 in the morning and it wasn't even midnight yet. She laughs about all this though.
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Comments (117)
furlyfe 0
haha sux for uuu!!!! ha loser
schwancy 2
Never wake a sleep walker. They could cause harm to themselves or others... In this case themselves.
Oanaj 0
21: hahah yeah, I learned that from the movie "Step Brothers".
italiangurrl 8
lmao me too!! LOVE that movie! boats n hoes! :)
dylan808 1
u ****** liar that's my story I posted a year ago
remy3106 10
I like ur abs ;)
jay4who7 0
looks like u need a baby gate installed? lol
Chloee4life 0
haha dumbass
abalgatti 0
hey at least you didnt jump out your window or down a bottle of tylenol
loveeu4ever 0
ahaa , Win!.
Peacemaker9 7
and the final score!!!! stairs: 1 op: 0
OwNowBrownCow 0
O noes...you could have totally died. It would be an FML if nobody missed you.
Arsonnist 3
Well we can't all be so lucky, can we? Unless you would have died if you were still asleep. Unless unless you wanted to die in your sleep.
MjSmittys 0
unless....! no I got nothing :(
Arsonnist 3
Unless you wanted a midnight snack after almost falling to your death. There we go. I made up for you, haha.
MjSmittys 0
lol nice but I lost the game so it was all for nothing l