Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
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Uniquestar7 20
<p>The bladder is part of the urinary tract, so the bladder infection is a urinary tract infection. Bladder infections are commonly bacterial, but may also be fungal (your yeast...). So you may have only 1 infection, or 2 at most.</p>
UmmOkThen 31
That can happen. You get one and it opens up the door for more. The joys of a compromised immune system.
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Comments (21)
slothstronaught 11
I hope the sex was good.
iswearimhuman 12
What on earth did you do to deserve that?? Jokes aside, I hope you get help ASAP
Mandybruin 15
Your body hates you. I just thought you should know that.
alldredgech 5
Did you have sex with a subway turn style??!?! My god
GamerG0DDESS 29
Thats horrible! I would know because I've been in the same situation for awhile now! I hope yours isn't as bad as mine and it'll be a smooth recovery for you. My story, read if you want: I've had an unknown infection downstairs 5 months now. I've seen countless doctors, been tested for all possible stds, tested for yeast infection, bv (once positive), uti (twice positive in a 2 week time period) and put onto more than 8 different antibiotics/antifungals, and 2 rounds of boric acid. I still, to this day, have the same symptoms as the start. Doctors claim it's in my head, but I doubt it's in my head after so long, especially since numerous times I did get positive tests. I'm currently looking into mycoplasma/ureaplasm which appear as bv, yeast, and urinitis but gives false negatives....but the only doctor with a good rating that I haven't seen yet is booked for 2 months. So I've been waiting and occasionally calling in to see if there have been any cancelations. I truly hope this will be the answer to my problems. Fingers crossed.
Cubanloverllera 12
what are your symptoms
chase_preuss_HTX 4
It seems you need to take better care of yourself. Though I feel bad. It sounds painful