Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, and over the past three months, I and four of my immediate family have been in hospital. Debilitating foot infection. Brain tumor. Urinary tract infection. Stroke. I just found out a few minutes ago my aunt just went in. I'm starting to think I'm going to be losing relatives any second. FML
Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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Tom O'Halloran 9
your elbow is an organ?
Nic1330 5
your body is going just like 2020, pretty horribly. in all seriousness I hope that you have a fast and healthy recovery
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Tom O'Halloran 9
your elbow is an organ?
Jennifer Cunningham 4
not an organ but Skeletal system.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
*technically* bones can be considered organs, because of marrow
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet it's your digestive system that's stirring up all the trouble with the other systems. I hear that among its organs is a real asshole.
Gamer_299 4
you had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂
McCall Davis_1096456976 10
You’re living your best 2020 self!
BLVCK_DVDDY 7
Better than getting ligma
Nic1330 5
your body is going just like 2020, pretty horribly. in all seriousness I hope that you have a fast and healthy recovery
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
take care of yourself, OP.
spinspinsugar 12
that reminds me of February 2009. I got a cold, the stomach bug, a horrible time of the month, laryngitis all within that month. and my living situation at the time stressed me out so bad I lost 10 lbs, and I was a full time student that worked part time and had a douche of a bf at the time.