Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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perdix 31
If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.
DropDead77 11
she elemonated you!
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Comments (101)
xStarKillerx 4
"When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew."
0D0R0 4
Kick her in the c*unt and get a new girlfriend, you p*ssy.
Chrissy93 4
so of all the possible things to throw she managed to pick up a lemon lolz
Angel_VII 0
Maybe she wasn't aiming at him, and he just got caught in the crossfire? lol at #58
heyu7421 0
FYL for having a gf whos a sore loser
Dandukas 0
Allways let the girls win, allways. Not just so you could be polite, as you might have noticed.
make_me_smile 4
dump ur girlfriend she's a ******* bitch. I can't believe she got that mad just for losing a wii sports game
HiddenAce91 6
Better then getting shot in the balls by a CO2 paintball gun loaded with frozen paint balls.
Scorch117 0
Ok buddy congrats on being an idiot. All paintball guns are chronoed meaning that they all shoot at 300fps (feet per second). Any faster is illegal. And CO2 doesn't make the ball harder or softer, it's the quality of the paintballs. Compressed air is the industry standard so learn your stuff before you start ******** on a sport that you know nothing about. One more thing: Freezing paintballs makes them even more brittle so they wouldn't even shoot, much less hurt. Joy Division was known for freezing their paintballs so they get easier shots on an opposing team. Get your facts straight. And this "girlfriend" of yours sounds like a bitch OP. Sorry about that. Get rid of her, you want to have kids someday. :P
broknsmiles88 2
Shoulda let her win, huh? lol!
alluneedisluv 0
god O.o sore loser??
SusannaLuv 0
Nice.