Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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perdix 31
If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.
DropDead77 11
she elemonated you!
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Comments (101)
yetanotherginger 19
To those saying they should have make-up sex, I don't think they'll be doing that any time soon, she's put him out of commission. He should go hang out with the girl on her period from yesterday
twilover220 0
lol wat a bitch!
MassEffectNerd 0
ydi for playing Wii
NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0
mass effects gay xD
kwebb77 0
r u the same masseffectnerd from funnypics!?
macskapingvin 0
Who throws a lemon?
swampstomper 0
dump her ass now before something NIG pisses her off & she cuts you "boys" off or your throat
Mortanious 0
Having a pair of testicles and a Wii is a paradox. That is why they can't exist, and the very fabric of existence has used the lemon and your girlfriend to eliminate that occurrence.
XbrainsplosionX 0
^ unmeasurable amounts of win
fthku 13
Could have been worse. Had you beat her at Call of Duty, it would have been a Watermelon.
alluneedisluv 0
lol
sh33na_is_a_punk 0
why is there a lemon near your wii. that's a safety hazard
RedPillSucks 33
I was thinking the same thing. Who keeps lemons or other fruit in the same area as your gaming console? If you play games in the kitchen, then you were lucky she didn't throw a knife.
perdix 31
If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.
tallerguy87 0
hahaha that was funny
77taylah33 0
Normally it would be a wii remote but either way that sucks