Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
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WCARlover 35
Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?
tzemmy 25
yea that's one of the first things I thought about too. even if it's locked there's still a chance it could be a neighbor or an old friend nearby who used it. my condolences OP
Im2Shy 16
Or depending on when the comment was posted, maybe they had company over at that time, a stupid "friend" thinking their funny or even a sibling? Regardless OP, I hope you find out and ream them out for being so insensitive and rude. Sorry about your mom and may she rest in peace.
devildog562 33
Chance are it was a script kiddie . I hope. Many people get their routers hijacked. Maybe it was a spoofed address, so on and so forth. Hopefully it wasn't the girlfriend. Regardless sorry about your mom op.
mariapapoila 12
I am seriously hoping this is the case, and it was not the GF. Anyone doing this is horrible and so very, very wrong! But your own GF? It's sick! There are no words for it, really. So very sorry for your loss, OP. I truly hope this is not what it seems.
Demixie 14
More likely than not it was the script fb has to protect people. Generally you can't get the actual IP of a comment unless you get special permission. Usually it shows up as yours. Tumblr has the same script on asks.
False_Stupidity 42
One major flaw in your theory #47... This wasn't on FB.
sturschaedel 27
Yeah, it wasn't facebook, but it was a blog, so it was probably on blogger, wordpress or a similar platform. Do you know that they don't have the same script for comments? OP, definitly write a mail to the service people of your blog platform and have them confirm that you have the correct IP, and if it's the right one, watch for suspicious behavior on your WIFI. I really hope it wasn't your girlfriend! Sorry for your loss.
kewpiesuicide 29
Or he's Tyler Durden..
airbear18 15
That's horrible my condolences
Blippety 23
#69, why would you need the service people of your blog platform to "confirm you have the right IP"? IPs are picked up automatically, there isn't some guy typing up everyone's IP manually.
incoherentrmblr 22
If your Wi-Fi wasn't secure, anyone connected to it could've wrote that. However, if it was secure, especially with multiple encryptions, then I would definitely ask her about it. Hopefully you can call her bluff if she tries to hide it. Just be happy you're not married to her...
niftyhasdelulz 12
#84 wrong place and wrong time for a Fight Club quote.
sockoiid 13
Get her the **** out.
adacurtis 9
seriously. my boyfriends mother passed away a few years ago and I wouldn't dare say anything like this to him. let's hope it was a neighbor or something and your girlfriend isn't just a huge bitch.
ELoni_fml 25
That is crossing só many lines, I don't care how much trouble you have with your in laws, you don't do shit like that. If that was her you can dump her ass and no one would blame you
clemsi 20
@36 damn your accented O....made me think I had a broken pixel on my screen
bagofpopkern 18
same here. I had to double check on that O. ^
dudeman1212 22
She's the wh0re. Kick her to the curb. ****
Nexpecto 28
if anyone had said that to me, I would have an obituary for them and wrote - "Here lies the last **** to talk shit about my momma"!!
gurbism 16
Judging by the way she types I don't think she had the intelligence to suspect that you would eventually figure it out. Good luck OP, sorry about your mom.
liquifiednate 21
Or she could have typed like that on purpose that way he doesn't suspect it was her.
TheLadyOpal 30
That's ******* cold. I'm sorry.
turdoblast 21
either someone is stealing your wifi, or your girlfriend is an insensitive jerk. either way, I'm sorry op and may your mother RIP :(
randompizzaguy 17
How would anyone else know enough or care enough to make a comment like that. Sadly, odds are it was the girlfriend.
DArthurVaderian 18
Uh #53 I know a lot of people who would log into someone else's wifi to do something they know they shouldn't. I'd do it too.
randompizzaguy 17
#71 My point was that by today's standards, a wi-fi leech doesn't typically know much personal information about the victim. Especially not something as personal as a blog dedicated to their late mother. While the girlfriend would know, and may resent her for some reason. Sorry for the lack of clarity on my part.
jack_jill05 14
Thats awful, OP. Im so sorry about your mom, and even more sorry that your girlfriend would do something like that. hope things straighten out.
23lf 16
And this is why you don't **** with people who can trace your IP.
PinkasaurusRex 25
I can understand that girls hate their mothers-in-law, but this was a really childish way to go about it. She should be able to talk about her dislike openly with you instead of attempting to hide behind anonymity. Sorry, OP.
kerstileann 26
"talk about it openly" i get what your saying but i can only imagine what she'd say in person hahaha "Honey, why do you hate my mother" "cuz she wazz a bitChhhhh"
BBeffedmylife 28
*some girls I love my mother-in-law!!
valalvax 13
His mom is dead does it really matter if she dislikes her? It's not like she needs to say "I don't feel comfortable going over there" she should just keep her damn mouth shut, there's no possible benefit to her to express her hate for his dead mom
hduebdo 14
It's not even her mother in law it's the guys girlfriend
blondeamazonian 18
You're joking, right? Ditch that bitch quick. That's just awful. And at the same time OP, I'm so sorry for your loss.