Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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kings1fan 6
I think I threw up a little
KeyboardWarrior 10
That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.
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Comments (65)
BMASE 4
Sounds legit.
makaylatimony 0
Hehe
Clarese 0
Get a new roommate!
docscientist 10
Well, it might have the shape and length for the cat to want to play with. You never seen them mess around with small objects before?
jojimugo 20
Now we are blaming cats? ...... What happened to dogs?
Honestly_Lainey 21
Dogs are too smart to play with yellow toenails. OP's roommate needed to improvise.
flapdoodle 2
So either the cat has been on the counter or your roommate clips his toenails up there. Might I suggest eating any and all meals out?
coopdaddy267 5
Never heard of a cat wanting anything with a toenail
Dnigz13 4
Drop a log next to his room and when he asks tell him the troll that lives in the closet must have taken it out of then toilet and left it
Rick_E_Fresh 0
smart cat
spacetravel 1
Is there a word for that? Calling it disgusting seems insufficient.