Today, my popular friend stole another girl's boyfriend. She didn't keep him very long, though. In fact, she only kept him until I finally got together with my crush. Then she decided she had to have HIM. She succeeded, too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
friend? really?
theyellowgoose 3
you can't steal a boyfriend they chose to leave. better for you since they obviously were losers.
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Comments (17)
RichardPencil 32
Only have ugly friends.
ozie_bear 6
Her “friend” sounds pretty ugly to me.
RichardPencil 32
Her "friend" is just ugly on the inside. Remember, it's what's outside that counts.
Kurliez408 32
friend? really?
theyellowgoose 3
you can't steal a boyfriend they chose to leave. better for you since they obviously were losers.
Brightside86 31
Took me a long time to learn this lesson, but it's so true.
Douglas E Thompson Jr 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Y’all should beat that ****** ass
Lora Wood 11
Men are as faithful as their opportunities.
alex_jaguara 33
say women with bitter experience with men. There are many loyal men too.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
she's not a friend. hes not a boyfriend. neither of them are good people OR innocent.
lifeis4me 20
I don’t get how girls like her are popular, though I’m guessing she’s just popular with boys since she’s so desperate. I hope she’s your ex friend now
bloopaloop 27
She sounds hot. Have her dm me plz
TexasKitten79 6
This person isn't a friend. Her self-worth is tied directly to "prooving" she can have any guy she wants. And these unloyal guys who fall for her b.s. are not worth your time anyway. Seriously, she's no one's friend. Ditch the bitch!
tounces7 28
So she clearly hates you, why do you call her your friend?