Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
You OK, dude?
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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NewJoisey 0
Um, what sick incest household do you live in?
nam3 0
so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????
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ensemble_coeur 0
How did you find these pictures of yourself? And EW that is so terrible! If you're underage, you should call the police.
polico_wolf 0
and if he's over-age he shouldnt?
ARScratch 0
Overage??? Really?? -______-
hasty_D 0
tell em you are a model =) it's not that chocking nowadays with all the crap that happens =P fyl man... shit happens. could be worse
clairesucks 37
How would OP being a model help? No one wants to find a naked sleeping pic of themselves on the Internet.
deathbugg 0
link
Vjt19 1
it's a dude....
ShadowlessSpear 21
And?
gatorgrl1988 0
slutttttt..LOL I'm sure u were drunk and passed out from a major tag team..BAHHAHABAH
cherriblizz 0
#1 Read my mind.
redraidergirl 0
put socks on next time
Jeff2017 0
Well figure out who took them if it was a girl the have sex with em if it was a boy kik there ass.
SHAAAAAARK 1
Pics or it didn't happen.
blastvortex 4
^this, lol BTW, if you don't want to get caught sleeping naked, then don't sleep naked. Duh.
blackwidowtaco 31
A person should have the right to sleep as they please in their own home, without having to worry about the invasion of their privacy.
TheLetterZero 7
Where is the "who cares" button?
8trickster8 0
In the top right corner. It looks like a little red X.
johnnyish 0
Was it your girlfriend or summin? FYL.