Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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lurker_no_more 13
And you guys put up with this behavior why exactly?
booze_n_bitches 37
I started off thinking "poor girl, people don't want her there." Now I can understand why. Maybe you need to explain to her why it's not acceptable?
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Comments (106)
booze_n_bitches 37
I started off thinking "poor girl, people don't want her there." Now I can understand why. Maybe you need to explain to her why it's not acceptable?
Publikwerks 14
Yeah, this trip alone sounds like grounds to be openly hostile.
lurker_no_more 13
And you guys put up with this behavior why exactly?
radiocaf 29
Exactly. How do you get forced into driving someone? How do you let her sit down at the table if she isn't invited or wanted? How do you let her take food off of your plate without doing something about it after the second, if not the first, time? There's a lot of inconsistencies in this, either that or you and your friends are pushovers.
incoherentrmblr 22
Force to drive her home. At least that way they're at their place out of your way.
Utetopia2014 18
So OP could have a story she could post on FML, of course...
jttorkildson 21
She sounds awful. I think you should just be upfront with her and tell her that she's upsetting you and that you don't want to hang out with her if she's going to be disrespectful.
nonsensical 26
Be straight with her, and tell her she'll have no more friends if she keeps doing that.
Zilten 10
I don't think she had any friends to begin with
nonsensical 26
She probably doesn't know that though
Fairyjoshy 13
She probably doesn't *care*.
ihartmytdi 23
Self-entitlement at it's finest. I don't know what's worse, the fact that you didn't say something or the fact that she thinks her behaviour is acceptable
LadyAthena 20
I decided on YDI because all you have to do is open your mouth and say "this event does not include you". Nobody can force you to drive them and pay for them. She didn't have a gun so obviously none of you was ballsy enough to tell her to go away.
apcsox 18
I am actually inclined to agree on this one. OP allowed her to tag along, nobody forced you into this event.
LPac5295 27
You raise a very good point actually. I was thinking the same thing.
superwhovian 16
Some people are very hard to get rid of and don't take a hint or even a direct we don't want you here. This may be the case or op and their friend may just not wanted to say something
Talis99 26
Still a YDI. Don't unlock the car door. She's already inside, threaten to call the cops. Go hardcore on the bitch. This was a form of theft, taking their food without consent or splitting the bill. OP and friends could have done plenty to stop this. Even if it was simply shouting at her in unison to GTFO.
laurenemilyy 17
Someone should have a talk with her OP, the truth hurts but it sounds like she needs to hear it.
TheLastCenturion 19
And you said nothing because...?
whysojealous 18
I'm guessing op doesn't want to deal with this person's drama or op doesn't want to upset them. I have someone in my group of friends that no one likes but we don't say anything because we don't want to upset her cause all sorts or shit goes down so I'm guessing op is trying to avoid the trouble of them upset. However that person went a little too far and someone should have said something because that is plain rude.
chosha_fml 27
You kinda deserved it for letting her eat your food off your plates.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Just go "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD" on her
pedinhuh 23
Voted YDI because all of you should have said whats up with her, and not put up with her bullshit like that.